Sarah JulaineMy Own Personal PurgatoryIt’s thirteen degrees outside and I’m hatless, coatless, and sweating.5 min read·Feb 26, 2022----
Sarah JulaineDark Hair. Big Smile.“Did you have a friend - dark hair, big smile — she died suddenly?”5 min read·Sep 10, 2018----
Sarah JulaineOn the Bright Side, Kate McKinnon Created My Most Favorite Moment of Television Ever.(I mean, aside from Jim & Pam’s wedding, of course.)2 min read·Nov 16, 2016----
Sarah JulaineTake the Ginger Ale.I was surprised that the raw sewage in the bathtub didn’t smell worse. I had been proudly showing the plumber that the toilet, which…4 min read·Sep 6, 2016----
Sarah JulaineI May Be a Liar, But My Soap is Fancy, Dammit.(Subtitle: Mo Fancy Soap, Mo Problems.)2 min read·May 6, 2016----
Sarah JulaineWhen My Toddler Called Me Out For Being an Asshole…and She Was RightI fell down the stairs yesterday morning. And it sent me into an unexpected emotional tailspin from which I could not recover until at…3 min read·May 5, 2016----